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WEEKLY PORN REVIEW: 2 FOR 1!!!
it's time once again for....
THE WEEKLY PORN REVIEW!!!!
this week you'll all get a nice big fat juicy TWO for ONE!!! i know everyone likes a 2 for 1!! today i'll be reviewing the following films...
Bike Bang...and...Girlfriends!
so on we go!!
Bike Bang
Biker Bang is an all guy gay porn that overall is relatively well done and sexually satisfying. our film begins with our hero - young, hot, well built and well hung stud - taking a shower. he's soapin' up his firm buns, spritzing his chiseled chest, smooth balls, and...
i was sort of taken off guard by this first scene. our hero proceeds to insert the shower head into his ass while jacking off a bit then proceeds to shoot a jet of water from his ass. i was worried that this film was going to take a VERY dark turn for the worse; but thankfully that's about as wacky as it gets.
after giving himself a high colonic our hero then turns in for the night where, as he sleeps, he dreams of hot bikers taking turns on some cute lil pretty boy, a nocturnal intruder, and a roll in the hay cowboy style.
each scene is linked together by the shots of the hero wiggling his tight lil buns as he dreams of large vascular cocks penetrating his...erm...i get off subject...
in terms of gay porn this film is pretty loaded with standard gay eroticism. i must admit that i very much enjoyed the directing in this film far more than about 70% of the straight stag films i've seen. you can tell the director actually cared about making a scene sexy and erotic and never was there a time when the actors didn't look like they enjoyed what they were doing.
i particularly enjoyed the first scene in the garage. believe me when i say that gay porn has NO SHORTAGE of both good-looking men (cut, well-built, hairless adonnis types) as well as good-looking well-HUNG men. did i also mention that a gay porn clocks in about 1 money shot every 5-10 minutes? yep, there is no shortage of copious loads of semen being shot into various orafices or onto various body parts...of course it's all men...but i dig that sort of thing and if you're a straight guy you should just skip down to the "Girlfriends" review.
anyway, the film quality is a tad on the lower budget side, but it doesn't harm the film in any way overall. since the majority of the films scenes are dream-sequences the director freed himself of shitty dialogue and acting and went straight for the good ol' fashioned hot guy-on-guy action. i respect that, and i enjoyed it!
for those interested in seeing a sort of "standard" type of gay porn i would recommend starting with this one. it's soft and tender and sensual and packed full of fairly hot guys in fairly hot scenes.
FINAL SCORE: 7 out of 10
Girlfriends
aaaaaah! both JeLLy and i were GREATLY pleased by this film; and in all honesty, there's not much that i can say about it that is negative. this to me is the ULTIMATE girl-on-girl film. it was HAWT!!
first of all, it stars the voluptous, saucy, delicious, and sultry Aria Giovanni as well as a bevy of other all natural gorgeous beauties. the film is merely a sequence of scenes that harkon back to the good ol' days of cheesecake bondage a la Betty Page. the film quality is tremendous and most of the scenes are shot in a semi-slow motion, which makes it much more erotic and appealing.
the girls all wear some really great costumes and all of them are very convincing.
i must say that this film is in no way a hard-core style girl-on-girl. this film is much more soft and tantalizing in its execution. there are scenes that involve toys and a certain level of penetration, but each is shot so well and so beautifully you are in awe of the artistry in frame.
each scene dissolves slowly into the next into the next while a quiet and deep ambient soundtrack plays. the music gets a bit repetative, but it is so subtle that it rarely, if ever, distracts from the action on screen.
this film is a great ice-breaker for ladies who want to enjoy some incredibly HAWT girl-on-girl play; but it is also great for those of you who just enjoy the hell out of seeing gorgeous women go at it.
like all all-girl films there really is no "payoff" in terms of money shots or anything but i was so hot-n-bothered by the super-sexy ladies i didn't even need any to get the job done.
i highly, HIGHLY recommend you pick this one up for your personal library, it is the finest all girl film i have had the pleasure of watching and i could watch it again...and again...and again...and again...and i plan to!
FINAL SCORE: 9.99 out of 10
stay tuned for more porn reviews next week. until then...
rock out with your cock out!
~B-)
4:52 p.m. - 2005-06-02
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