stardustcboy's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...Sorry Ladies... ...I'm officially no longer available in the modern day meat market that they call dating! HaHa! Take ThaT! *karate chop* seriously ya'll, this was the greatest weekend i've had since...well...since i can ever remember. besides that singular moment in the desert 2 years ago when i saw the cosmos unfold before me in all its profound and magnificent glory, i have never experienced such overwhelming joy. your dear narrator, stardustcowboy, has found his trusty side-kick for life. indeed, i have me a cowgirl who can shoot a blue-bottle fly from 100 paces, ride side saddle on an appelusa six-guns blazin' while lasso'n me outta' a tiger pit. a woman who can keep me warm out in the open spaces between, and fill my belly and my heart with all sorts of nurturing goodness that will only help me grow and be strong. this weekend G surprised me not only with a birthday party, but with a proposal for marriage to which i accepted with a gracious and eloquent... "oh fuck yeah, dude!" ...and then commenced with such monumental blubbering and crying that i had to sit down a moment just to collect myself. she had invited all of my friends and her friends to celebrate and witness the event. my cousins flew out from NYC for one day just to party down. it was great beyond words. all you ladies out there should grow some balls like my woman here. take her example, toss out all the stupid ideals and traditions of our parents and their parents before them; and just make up some new ones of your own. i garauntee you'll be SO much more happier, and more than likely, will land the kind of guy you DESERVE and DESIRE. you just gotta' get over your stupid head-games and bullshit, and lose the idea that the man you marry is some sort of "prince charming" who'll ride in on his white BMW, waving his ten pound cock high in the air, bags full of money, ready to whisk you away to marital bliss for ever and ever, amen. that's crap. plain and simple. this is the new millenium people. it's about fuckin' time we act like it. i only wish that i could have been prepared with a ring of my own. so later i built a ring out of LEGO and gave it to her. i glued all the parts together which is like THE #1 cardinal sin of LEGO building, but you gotta' admit the plastic will probably last a thousand lifetimes...in fact...it may outlast many precious metals that most rings are made of... despite, i am now setting in motion a diabolical plan to get a "legitimate" ring for her to wear. >:-) hehehe! so yeah, the weekend was more awesome than i could have ever imagined. i also saw "Dawn of the Dead" on friday. it rox. go see it. so the wedding should be soon. i hope within the next 6 to 9 months. somewhere pretty. nothing too overtly religious. i'm writing my own vows. then when the ceremony is done everyone will party until the break of dawn. nice and simple baby. honeymoon? definitely... >:-D i'll write more later. hope all ya'll's weekend was good. until next time... licksucklicksuckfuck ~B-) 3:43 p.m. - 2004-03-22 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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