stardustcboy's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...Where's the Comfy-Chair Complex?... HoooooooWDie YaaaaaaaaLL!! FFF! you know, having a great job you love makes the week go by SO much faster! i'm very pleased. i bought a bike a few days ago so that i can ride it to and from work every day. it takes me about 25 minutes one way! it's great, it sort of reminds me of when i was in japan...best investment of my life! so anyway, this weekend G is going out of town to see her mother. so that leaves your dear narrator alone and on his own the whole weekend. tonight, i plan on checking out the new "Dawn of the Dead" movie. you know, i've never seen the original...i think perhaps i shall go and rent it tomorrow then compare and contrast the old vs. the new. lately, i've been feeling so amazingly-voraciously horny i just don't know what to do with myself. ...well...not that i'm not normally amazingly-voraciously horny most of the time or anything... but there just seems to be an increase in testosterone levels or something. what's with that? i was under the impression that as a man approaches 30 his sex drive dwindles and he suddenly finds his favorite comfy chair? what's with the ravenous urges to devour soft and tender virgins? what's with the need to rub myself on everything like some sort of wildcat? i'm wondering if this is just the big finale before the comfy chair begins to beckon me into its pillowy embrace? ...hmmm...or maybe it's because there's really no comfy chair in the apartment? *shrugs* in either case, all i'm sayin' is that i could literally fuck like a crazed weasel for hours at a stretch and nary a sign of fatigue. G comes at least four times before i go once, and then i'm just ready for more. how's that work? there was a time a while back when G was heading off to hawaii for a week with her mom...we stayed up all night in a giant sex-a-thon. i can't remember how many times i reached orgasm that night, but she had to have at least twice that amount. we both couldn't walk after, and she stumbled on the plane in the morning with rosey cheeks and tingly thighs and grin from ear-to-ear. that's what i'm talkin' 'boot! i want some of THAT!! any takers? i charge $200 for an evening. $50 for oral. you can be a man or a woman. i can work magic baby! can't beat that! plus i need some running shoes. lol anyway all you sexy lil misfits out there. have a great weekend and for god's sake, GET LAID! just grab a partner and Doe-see-Doe! or whatever... licksucklicksuckfuck ~B-) 10:24 a.m. - 2004-03-19 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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