stardustcboy's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...A Quick Addendum to the Not-So-Alternative-Lifestyles editorial... happy monday everyone! hope your weekends went well... i know what you're all thinking... "hey? wharz that beeautiful backgrund pitcher yuza said yewer gonna' make?" well...i'm sorry...i didn't have time... fear not beloved readers, your dear narrator plans on hammering it out soon! anyway, my weekend was good, cleaned up some more of the apartment, saw the most hideous excuse for a film aka The House of the Dead...i know, i know... "what did you expect?" i hear you all asking. pheh! still, i could film myself taking shit on a piece of paper and create a film of more worth and artistry than that load. i felt so dirty after seeing it...like i had just had the director jack off on my face... *wipes eyes* aaaanyway, don't see it. final rating: 1 out of 10 (at first i gave it 2 because of the two seperate instances of gratuitous nudity, i eagerly awaited the revealing of the female leads luscious bosoms - which would have knocked it up to a 3; but by the end of the film nary a nip was seen from her thus in anger i dropped the final rating to 1) before i go i wanted to add to the editorial i posted on the not-so-alternative-lifestyles last friday... 1) - WAY too many boob jobs. i can't tell you how many pix i've seen on profiles of "debbie's new boobs" or "meet the new twins"...sheesh, how shallow and disgusting...this also goes for all the single men who post pix of their cocks and nothing else. i mean, it's nice and all knowing that your member is the size of my arm, but A) - you're straight and that means there's no fun to be had by me with it; and B) - your face could look like it was on fire and someone put it out with a shovel and no one would know. 2) - finally, and most importantly, THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY SHAVED BEAVERS IN THE WORLD!!! listen people, let's not be afraid of body hair. if i wanted a pussy that looked like it belongs to a 11 year old girl i'd go to bangkok, all right? to me there's just something wonderful about a woman's pubic hair. i'm not saying that it should look like the conga or anything, i'm just saying leave a little there. i mean, call me crazy but i LIKE the tactile sensation of a fuzzy lil pussy...the way it tickles your nose when your goin' downtown. you just CAN'T beat it, i'm sorry! in the lifestyle, i can't say that there is ANY woman who keeps it somewhat "natural" down there. they'd swear it's to "keep it clean" so that "no one gets hair in their teeth"...for the LAST and FINAL FUCKING TIME ladies and gentlemen... if you're getting hair in your fucking mouth YOU ARE EATING IT WRONG!!! "chow box" doesn't LITERALLY MEAN chow box. you're not supposed to go chompin' away at it...it's a DELICATE thing...like kissing... eh, what do i know...maybe some chicks actually mean it when they ask to be "eaten out"...but none that i've ever met... so yeah, enough of the "baby-pussy" PLEASE!! i beg of you all, let that shit go and get some grass on the playin' field, mmmkay? mkay. except for you boys...shave that shit, it's bad enough you have a cock, but that bush above it makes it look like some sick and twisted muppet...don't forget your ass while you're at it...cuz i ain't rimmin' no hairy ass holes unless they're a girls... hehehe! we all have our double standards cyber-kids! until next time... suck it! ciao! xoxo ~B-) 2:49 p.m. - 2003-10-13 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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