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Pat \"Ass-Boil\" Robertson is the Devil

in today's news!!

Pat Robertson: "Take Out" Venezuelan President Chavez

yes, dear children, proof once and for all that Pat Robertson of the "700 Club" and head of the "Christ"ian Coalition is a giant, pretentious, self-aggrandizing, bigoted, narrow-minded, uninformed, big-mouthed, festering, ass-boil, on the face of western philosophy. he represents EVERYTHING THAT "CHRIST"IANITY SHOULD NOT BE!

i've said it before and i'll say it again, if Jesus was around, the first person he'd annhilate with his laser-beam eyes would be Pat Robertson. thinking, for a moment, like how maybe Jesus would think i'd imagine he'd be infuriated. he'd be like...

"WHAT?!? what have you DONE?!? IN MY NAME EVEN?!? oh for cryin'...GAH!!...that's it..."

*lasers burn from his eyes, cities fall, Pat Robertsons flesh is seared from his bones*

well, if Pat Robertson can so arrogantly and off-handedly just spew things like "Hey, let's assasinate the President of THIS country." then i can do it too...so here goes...

*clears throat*

In my opinion Pat Robertson is a threat to the fundamental principles of true Christianity. His narrow beliefs and bigoted opinions threaten the very moral and ethical principles of Christ's original teachings. if he is allowed to vomit any more of his insane and fanatical rhetoric he will only make terrorists, dictators, tyrants, and crazy people (much like himself) that much more angry. they will say to themselves

"you mean in america people ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THIS GUY? fuck that! get the backpacks filled with bombs boys! it's JIHAD TIME!! aieeeeeeeee...lalalalalala...allah akbar!!"

thusly, i highly recommend that the United States Government send some covert forces onto his massive mansion (bought with the tithings of the faithful) at night while he sleeps to put one bullet in his heart, and one bullet in his head. it's cheaper than fighting terrorism and a lengthy war with non-christian countries. if we assasinate Pat Robertson maybe they'll think...

"wait a minute? maybe not ALL americans think this guy is right? maybe we shouldn't have jihad? mmm...they still have that dang president though...i guess we'll wait on the bombings and see how things turn out..."

yes definitely. the USA should assasinate Pat Robertson. at least that's a start.

eesh.

*sigh*

in the end i'm really not that surprised, or infuriated for that matter. it's painfully obvious to me that Pat "Ass-Boil" Robertson is a sham, a charlatan, and a vile human being. hopefully after THIS people might start to realize that as well. and if not...mmm...well...just read my last entry. one billion trillion years from now pat "ass-boil" robertson will be space-dust and no one will give a flying fuck. mmm...such a nice thought too...pat robertson as space dust...

anyway, enough about that guy. let's not worry ourselves with thoughts of dipshits who don't matter. let's all focus on being cool to one another and telling old men in power to retire and take it easy at the Ol' Folks Home like a real senior citizen should do. i think seniors should not be allowed to run a country. eh, what do i know?

space dust...yep...all space dust.

hehehe! ;-)

love ya kids! be good!
~B-)

12:01 p.m. - 2005-08-23

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