stardustcboy's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- \"Sixteen Candles\" and the decay of American Morals i saw the film "Sixteen Candles" for the first time last night. i picked it up from Hollywood video expecting a wholesome, coming of age film about love and maturity...a PG rated film that you can share with the whole family...instead, i found myself watching TOTAL SMUT!!! not only did they say several filthy curse words like "fuck" and "shit" but they showed the nude breasts and buttocks of a YOUNG WOMAN!! PG? PG?!?!?! what on earth is happening to the morals of America? huh? what are we coming to? naked breasts and buttocks? curse words? in a PG rated film?!? Oh for the LOVE of GaWd!!! i think that "Sixteen Candles" should be removed from retail and video rental store shelves! i think the distributers of "Sixteen Candles" should be forced to recall ALL of the copies of this film and change the rating to R! OH the HUMANITY!! just IMAGINE if i had sat down to watch this movie with my CHILDREN! they would have been exposed to foul language and BREASTS and BUTTOCKS!! i THOUGHT i lived in a society where all the RIGHT decisions were available and all the WRONG decisions have been completely removed from sight! boy was i wrong! the more people have to choose from, the more they make EVIL, BAD decisions! they CHOOSE to watch smut and filth with naked bodies and sex and foul language and violence...well...violence is okay as long as they're killing niggers and spics and gooks and other brown people who don't share good christian values... i digress. the point is that this country is going to HELL in a hand basket! the LIBERALS and HIPPIES and SMUT-PEDDLERS and JEWS are quickly eroding the teachings of Jesus and the Bible! JESUS wouldn't stand for THIS!! JESUS would kill ALL the FAGS dead!! he would SLAUGHTER the children of ALL interracial marriages! he would go to iraq with the soldiers and ANNIHILATE those camel-jockies with his magic-laser-beam-eyes!! EVERYONE knows that's what JESUS said! just read the Bible! it's in there! Jesus taught us that GOD HATES PEOPLE WHO DON'T AGREE with CHRISTIANITY and do hideous, sacriligious, blasphemous things like have sex in the butt and out of wedlock and touch their bathing suit parts and WATCH FILMS WITH NUDE WOMEN AND CURSING IN THEM!! oh how i wish that Jesus would come back. how i wish that the good Lord would just burn away all the sinners and hethens. then there'd be no iraq, no china or japan, no india, no west hollywood or israel or anything but good, wholesome christians. the world would be a perfect place. a place of worship and prayer and fuzzy bunnies and cinnamon buns and gum-drop smiles. there would be no pain or evil or sadness. just the warm light of God's love shining down for all to bask in. everything would be WHITE and CLEAN just as Jesus would want it, just as Jesus said it should be. we'd never make any bad decisions again because all there would be is good things. there would be no choice at all. it just would be the only way...the RIGHT way...the CHRISTIAN and GODLY way! because God gave man free will, and that means that we ALL have to make decisions that God wants us to make and not any other decisions. out of sight, out of mind...or so said Jesus. if "Sixteen Candles" wasn't at the video store then i wouldn't have ever made the decision to see it! if women didn't have breasts or genitals then they would have to decide to have sex or have an abortion or put a child up for adoption or breast feed...they just couldn't! they WOULD HAVE to be pious and good. they WOULD HAVE to follow the teachings of the Bible and Jesus! if men didn't have genitals it'd be the same thing! i say we all REALLY start working together to live life like Jesus lived. we should stop allowing sinners and hethens and liberals to say the things they say! we should make it so that people have to wear clothing that COMPLETELY covers their bodies! we should pass laws that keep people from killing themselves and babies (but brown people in other countries are okay...or just brown people in general). we should pass laws that make science illegal so that there won't be any genetic engineering and talk of evolution in school! we should make it so that the Bible is THE ONLY thing taught to children and that the only thing anyone can ever talk about IS THE BIBLE! THAT'S the way Jesus would want it! THAT'S the way God would want it! once we can do these things here in America, once we can make our nation safe, and clean, and MORAL the way Jesus would want it...we can then turn our attentions to the rest of the world!! we can make them ALL LIKE US!! we can strip away their ability to choose what to believe in and what to do until they can ONLY choose what we say they can choose from!! no more filthy movies anywhere!! no more sex or smut or nakedness!! no more homosexuals!! no more EVIL!! it seems so simple to do!! it's God's WILL!! since we're on God's side we are His chosen people! AMERICA IS GOD'S COUNTRY!! let us live as a shining example to the rest of the world! then one day everything will be perfect, the way that Jesus wanted it to be. just imagine! imagine a world like that! a world molded from the teachings of Jesus Christ our Lord and i only pray that President Bush continues to support Christian beliefs and Christian values as much as he has so far! the perfect world of Jesus may be CLOSER than we thought!! already the changes are happening! even though we didn't win the fight for poor, poor Terri Schiavo we can take that fight to other people just like her! we can show that Creationism is true and remove evolution theory by burning all the textbooks that teach it! yes! the next decade will be a great decade indeed! a decade of VALUES and MORALS! i can't wait!! *** in case you couldn't tell, i'm being sarcastic. i just couldn't believe that a PG rated movie made in the 80's showed tits and ass in it. whereas, NOW a PG movie wouldn't even have so much as a "damn" or a "hell" in it; and a PG-13 film might, MIGHT have naked buttocks and the word "shit" in it once. what the hell happened?!? 20 years ago "Parental Guidance" meant you could take your kid to the movie if you felt okay with them seeing some titties and hearing a few cuss-words? then what the hell is PG for now? huh? like any parent today actually TAKES their kids to a fucking PG rated film! HAH! what a fucking joke! the MPAA can suck my massive sweaty balls! it's a SHAM people! a fucking SHAM!! WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!20 years ago man! 20 years! in 20 years we've managed to go COMPLETELY backward! now there's a fucking rating for EVERYTHING! ratings for TV! like TV NEEDS fucking rating?!? COME!! ON!! since when? jesus titty fucking christ man! games have ratings too! believe it or not! that's right, there's like you know, LETTERS on the back of the game box that say whether the game is suitable for whoever. yet somehow fucking dip-shit grandmas everywhere are STILL buying their teenage grandsons violent video games. what the fucking hell? like violence in videogames is any fucking different than violence anywhere else. fuck, does ANYONE watch the news? there's just as much violence on the fucking news as there is in movies and TV and games and that shit is TOTALLY viewable by every mother-fucking MORON from here to timbuktu! i just don't fucking get it anymore. that's it! i give up! everyone is TOTALLY crazy. the entire world is fucking BONKO! fuckin' MPAA. what a goddamn joke. just like our "government" they're all a bunch of fucking old christian cock-suckers too. so much for free will...in fact, why don't they just strike that whole "free will" thing from the bible alltogether? free will. HA! fuckin' joke too. free will. man. that's hilarious. free will for what? for who? people of certain age? income bracket? ethnicity? religion? what? morons. free will my dark irish-mexican ass! pssshaw! man, all you "christians" really, REALLY need to bring the "CHRIST" back into "CHRISTianity". it's a fucking joke. idiots. you show me ONE statement by jesus in the bible where he said ANYTHING about takin' out homosexuals, prostitutes, or anyone else for that matter. don't be quotin' me old testament passages either or i'll walk over there and smack you over the head with the very same book you be thumpin'. i'm talking ACTUAL WORDS OF JESUS. i dare you! bring it on kiddies. Jesus was a fuckin' badass hippie mofo...i'll give him that...probably the most rockin' human ever to walk to face of the earth...you prove to me he wasn't. bring it on! show me where he said something like "all fags should be killed" or "those who don't believe in christianity should be killed" or "nakedness is pure evil and everyone should cover their bodies completely". DO IT!! find me one! find me an actual quote from the mouth of jesus and if i can't give you a rebuttle i'll give you a $25 iTunes gift certificate (or cash value); and i'll never talk smack about Christians again. let's do this. rise to the occasion all ye faithful and prove to me that jesus was a Tyrant Xenophobe. shithead humans...i'm gonna' go start building my spaceship so i can move to another galaxy... suck me beautiful 2:03 p.m. - 2005-08-18 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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