stardustcboy's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Most Angelic Bachelor EVER!!...???... The Bachelor Party aaah, wednesday came and went - a flurry of arriving family and friends - thursday early was more of the same. but the evening, yes the evening, was what was highly anticipated by all those in the wedding party and all our friends as well. the night began at the local watering hole near our apartment. the bartender had reserved most of the bar for us. by the time i arrived i had already imbibed 4 coronas at home and was feelin' a pretty strong buzz. JeLLy looked gorgeous in her pirate outfit, her ample bosom surging against the bonds of the corsette...begging for freedom. while at the bar i drank 3 more coronas and did a couple bumps in the bathroom figuring that a night as promising in debauchery and wild abandon as this required that i stay on an even level...no puking in the bathroom for me! the limo arrived and the groomsmen were set. the girls were ready to go their way as well. i chugged one more beer and before jumping in the limo shouted to the bridesmaids... "teabags for everyone!!!" ...and dove into the back. we rode the limo out to a fancy lil joint in hollywood for dinner and more drinks. i ate seared ahi tuna with, of course, a beer. we spent several hours there in fact, i was having such a good time shooting the shit with all my old friends and catching up that we didn't really notice the time slip by. finally, after another 2 beers and a couple bumps in the bathroom, we piled into the limo in search of nude female bodies! we rolled up to a well-known joint in hollywood and proceeded to pile on out and into the bar. there i was met by several girls, all congratulating me on my upcoming marriage; and each in turn promising me a "lap-dance" (a term that i will now use VERY loosly to describe what dancers do in LA - more on that later). so we sit down and get comfortable at the tables, watching the ladies do their thing when a cute, tall, and inked up brunette bird approaches me. "ready for your dance?" she asked with a smile. her diamond monroe piercing flashing almost as brightly as her smile. i said sure and followed her to the couch area to let/watch her do her thing. she writhed a bit, and wriggled...brushed her hair against my face, straddled my knee for a second and leaned in close a couple times to breath in my ear. when the music was over i couldn't help but feel that i missed something... when i got back to the table the boys had ordered a round of buttery nipples and i downed one quickly followed by a chaser of water. they were restless. it seems they were a bit unhappy and disappointed by the quality of entertainment. my cousin, a veteran at "strip-clubbing", was quite amazed that LA titties bars weren't really titty or bar...but a strange and ambiguous mix of the two. the rest of the crew were restless, their lust was clearly not going to be quenched and their search for jiggling naked breasts and exposed, pink vulva was short lived. thusly, we decided to hit another joint in downtown LA at the top of a fairly famous hotel. known for its view and great ambiance we figured it would be a great place to gather and plan out our attack for the rest of the evening. alas, by the time we arrived at the standard the whole place was already closing up. last call had happened and they weren't letting anyone up for the rest of the night. one of my groomsmen at a last minute scramble, located a lil noodle joint in chinatown that served beer until 3am (don't ask how he knows, he's good like that). so we rolled to this dingy lil place, ordered up a shitload of beers and pounded them one after the other. all the while engaged in entertaining conversation and generally making a ruckus. 4 beers and a plate of fried rice later all the boys were ready to call it a night. i suggested we raid the girls party, but when Growler (my groomsmen) called MeowMeow (JeLLy's bridesmaid) she was already on her way home and we called it an evening. one by one we dropped everyone off at their respective locations at last arriving at my apartment. my groomsmen, StarFly, was staying with me and we weren't really ready to call it a night so we bust out more beers and did probably one too many more lines off the mirror. we watched nasty porn until the wee hours of the morn and demonstrated our masturbation techniques to each other using a dildo. eventually he called it a night and i stayed up watching regular movies and trying to sleep but totally failing. overall it was a great night. i had an awesome time with all the boys...catching up, shooting the shit, and basically just spending a good amount of QT with them all (some of which i probably won't see for another 3 months to a year). admittedly, i'm a bit disappointed by the fact that i didn't get any titties (or other bits) in my mouth sometime during the evening. these new puritanical LA stripclub laws really do put a damper on the whole spirit of a bachelor's evening out. no nudity, no dancing closer than 6 feet, etc. kinda' lame...probably better to rent a stripper to come some place private, but oh well. it just sucks that on the one night i'm supposed to be a bit naughty...the one night of my big hurrah...the grand finale to my single years...not a single tit, puss, or ass was to be had and to all intents and purposes I WAS A COMPLETE ANGEL. rather ironic no? well, save for the jacking off with my bud...but...that doesn't really count as tits and ass in the end does it? at least i can say that i was a good boy, and that i remained pure for my honeymoon...even if it was against the very fibre of my devilish nature (which i have many times in the past fended off only to find that i should have gone for it anyway)! ;-) needless to say i was a total zombie-fied wreck the following afternoon. thank god for my good planning, because i did indeed need an ENTIRE day to recover. i was spaced out, cranky, listless, detached, and basically a baby in need of a good nap (and good fuck). when the rehearsal dinner had ended and everyone had gone home, i returned to my apartment alone. thankfully, MeowMeow and Growler came by with some herb because i found i couldn't sleep without JeLLy around even though i was literally DEAD tired. so they sort of babysat me for a bit, smoked me out, watched a movie, fed me, dosed me with some melatonin and let me go to bed...i had a big day ahead of me... ~B-) 5:15 p.m. - 2005-05-18 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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