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The phrase \"No one knows the female body more than a woman\" pisses me off

so, i'm just browsin' along the swinger site that JeLLy and i subscribe to - lookin' at new profiles, checkin' out the single ladies, reading the forums, that sort of thing.

when i kept running into this statement...

"no one knows a woman's body better than a woman"

now, this kinda' got me mad...because, well, i think it's a bit of a fallacy.

now, i'll be the first to admit that when it comes to women there are many mysteries still left to unravel, and overall each woman is a unique and special creature with unique and special likes, dislikes, pleasure centers, turn-ons, turn-offs, etc.

but when people say something like that...well...i just want to punch them in the mouth; and i'll tell you why...

first off, just because you're a woman doesn't necessarily give you credentials and a BA in female human anatomy. sure, you might know YOURSELF pretty well, but to say that you know ALL women is a bit of an assumption. i've met several women in my life that A) - didn't masturbate (or didn't admit to it at least); B) - never once looked at their vagina in a mirror; and C) - hadn't the slightest idea of feminine anatomy whatsoever. but somehow if you were to apply this statement, they're suddenly experts in female sexuality, orgasm, and stimulation.

these girls could hardly satisfy ME let alone another woman. do you know how difficult it is to understand and learn all the special little spots of a woman, even on a general level? then there's all the individual preferences and likes/dislikes.

i have dedicated my LIFE to unraveling the deepening mysteries of the female mind, body and spirit. i've gone to great lengths to understand the psychological force that underlies all feminine mentality and behavior. i've read and studied, page by page and chapter by chapter, books on human anatomy, sexuality, sexual behavior, psychology, sociology and evolution. i've studied the kinesiology of human movement, what muscle groups act and react while the body is in motion...i've spent several hundred hours drawing and sketching both the male and female forms. i've watched tons of pornography, read several adult magazines, and even read womens magazines like Cosmo, Elle, and W. i've been researching, studying, experimenting, and actively participating and interacting with the female species for pretty much 85% of my life, and in the last 10 years that study has been deep and intense. hours and hours of research. years of data collecting and experimentation. even going so far as to observe them in their natural habitats, co-habitating with two of their species, and yes, actually "mating for life".

so that statement bothers me. simply because in my findings i have found that it is ONLY TRUE FOR WOMEN WHO HAVE DEDICATED A SIMILAR AMOUNT OF TIME AND STUDY.

shit, most of the time women don't even understand their damn selves as individuals(men don't either - this isn't a gender issue more just a human issue). why on gods green earth would they have any clue about any other broad out there?

so yeah. if you want a fuckin' Masters in Female Studies then you gotta' get out there and fuckin' earn it. just because you're a woman doesn't automatically get you one...if anything you get a fuckin' certification after 20 years.

sheesh.

anyway, i pride myself on my understanding of humans in general, and i think that the mother brain will be greatly pleased when i download all my experiential data for Zorglurization...um...

did i just type that out loud?

forget i typed that.

anyway, i'd say women in general have a better understanding of the male mind simply because they have to deal with them more often than not. but that's a whole other debate...

anyway, there's a solar eclipse happening right now and i'm gonna' go and burn my retinas out watching it!!

woohoo!!

much love party people, have a great weekend!!
xoxo
~B-)

5:02 p.m. - 2005-04-08

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