stardustcboy's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You're Not Paying Attention Again Are You? NAUGHTY!! if you're reading this you aren't paying attention in class...AGAIN!!! i beat you to it this time...but knowing my luck the night that i come prepared is THE NIGHT you won't read it! ;-P but, if by some amazing twist of fate, you're bored in class and trying to find a distraction to entertain your weary mind... THEN LOOK NO FURTHER!!! i'm here to make your day brighter AND to make the doldrums a bit more enjoyable, until at last you are in my arms again... so without further ado let us start with the entertainment! *does a little soft shoe dance routine on the table top* okay...so the soft shoe is a little dull. yawn, ho hum stuff right? well you know what i REALLY feel like doing? *rips off clothes revealing a black, sequined, banana hammock thong and proceeds to dance to euro-club-trash-trance-dance-musack* WOOoOOOoo!! shakin' it for ya baby! aaaaw yeah! watch it jiggle!! oooh, betcha' didn't know i knew how to do that trick!! now put some money in my g-string, spank my ass and call me sally!! HAHAHAHA!!! i only wish i could have some visual aides for this one! ;-) buuuut...you'll have to use your imagination!! i love you sweetheart! hopefully you're rolling-on-the-floor-laughing-out-loud right now and everyone in class is staring at you like yer craaaazy! that or you're reading this at work tomorrow...in either case... GOTCHA'!!! XOXOXOXOXohOhOOoOOh!! now sit on my face! 6:34 p.m. - 2005-02-15 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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