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Valentine's Day has been officially changed to...INTERNATIONAL HOT MONKEY FUCK DAY!!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYONE!!!

from me to you with love! will you all be my valentine?

personally, i think valentine is just another hallmark way of making more money off poor rediculous saps...but that's another story for another time. i would actually prefer that valentine's day be replaced with "International Hot Monkey Fucking Day"...that way no one feels left out and everyone can have a good time. you don't need a significant other to fuck like crazed weasels ya'll!! so in honor of my own NEW version of Valentine's Day, hereby referred to International Hot Monkey Fucking Day OR Hot Monkey Fuck Day, i highly recommend everyone go out and get laid tonight!! don't matter who, don't matter where...just grab a partner and doh-see-doh til the cows cum home.

be sure to be safe about it though. Hot Monkey Fuck Day is about awareness and safety. a hot monkey fuck is no good if you have to deal the with the STD after. BLeeeCH!!

so slap on a condom and ride away!

HAPPY MONKEY FUCK DAY!!!

cum on my face!
~B-)

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4:15 p.m. - 2005-02-14

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