stardustcboy's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thursday Thoughts - Some Serious Random Stuff Today *phew!* i'm goin' favorites CraAaZzZy lately! earlier you may remember me listing the top 10 reasons to read KiTTy-KabOOm. i would now like to take the time to point you all to these two lovely lil vixens... both are some sexy-sex reads so go look at 'em sometime. today is Thursday Thoughts, and yesterday was Wednesday Whimsy...as you already know i slacked on Wednesday Whimsy. so sue me! i didn't have much whimsy goin' on yesterday and wasn't really sure what to write about so i just opted to not right anything, okay? so what are my thoughts today? hmmm...they're relatively chaotic. i've got lots to do at work and it doesn't involve animation so that sucks cuz animation is my favorite thing to do. modeling and populating a mall is hellah lame and i'm sick of this damn mall. when god will it all be over? the two guys working on it are struggling with putting it together and they've slipped on the deadline two weeks in a row! so who do they call in to fix it up? none other than your dear narrator...the master of all...king of 3d modeling, animation and design. okay, maybe not THE KING...more like a duke or a baron...i like baron better. yeah... BARON ROD VON HUGENSTEIN!! that would be my porn name if i was to do porno...though i guess i'd have to live up to the moniker, and sorry ladies, my penis is not hugenstein material...it's more...well...Somewhatlargerthanormalstein. :-P seriously, i don't know the exact measurements of my cock. i think it's somewhere around 7" long and 4.5" in circumferance...i think i have a really good thickness and shape overall. if you played chickpea's cock-game then you may remember seeing it. it actually looks rather large in the picture...i guess the camera really DOES add ten pounds!! ahahahaha!! *ahem* aaaanyway, a better porn name for me would be... PEDRO DEL NORTE cuz i shoot mass amounts of cum when i blow. like...A LOT...multiple times in a row!! i could have three orgasms and still be shooting a good quantity on the 3rd O. not only that, but i have been known to attain great distances when ejaculating. i'd say that the longest measured was probably near 6 to 7 feet! and there has been many a time that i've pulled out and shot a hot gooey load into my lover's hair, eyes and all over the pillow. so yeah...PEDRO DEL NORTE would be best i think...i could, and have, lived up to that for sure! so where was i going with this entry...mmm...dunno...these are just random thoughts spilling from my head right now. i beat the XboX game FABLE over the weekend. it's sweet. final rating? 8.8 out of 10 i definitely recommend it to all you RPG buffs out there. it's pretty cool. i also liked the fact that you could get married and it keeps stats on your sexuality. by the end of the game i had 4 female wives and one male wife and my sexuality was "Bisexual"! woohoo! it's my dream cum true! LoL (i know JeLLy just rolled her eyes when she read that) ;-) so yeah, hot new diaries, porn names, jizz distance, FABLE...what else? this weekend will be nice and mellow, not only do i get paid, but i also get Martin Luther The King's birthday off on monday! YaY! finally i get to celebrate the birth of a man who ensured that i wouldn't have to sit my half-mexican ass at the back of the bus! go Martin Luther The King! woohoo! you know what? i'd like to make an entire religion based off of Martin Luther's teachings and philosophy. hey, if they could do it with L. Ron Hubbard (who was a fucking Sci-Fi author fer chrissakes), then i can do it with good ol' Martin, who was like a billion times better than a fucking half-rate sci-fi author. i'm glad everyone liked the rants, i thought of a few more a day or two after; but i haven't added them or anything. i realized the other day too (while smoking a cigarette on the patio of my new office building which sits across the street from a waxing salon) that men aren't necessarily the reason why women wax their beavers bare...that...in fact, this silly little trend is ACTUALLY PERPETUATED by women. STOP! i beg of you! STOP!! leave at least a little, itsy-bitsy, teensy-weensy strip of hair, please? pretty, pretty, pretty please? i know that asking you to just let it run wild is a bit too much, but at least just for me, just this once, leave at least a one-finger landing strip? pleeeeeeeeeease? with suger on top? *sigh* i give up. you win. well that's about it for me. i actually might come back on later for more thoughts so stay tuned! you might just get a bonus entry! woohoo! until next time dear loves... i'm licking you...i mean...reading you! ~B-) 10:25 a.m. - 2005-01-13 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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