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Tuesday Rant - Things That Will Always Piss Me Off

Tuesday Rant - Things That Will Irritate Me No Matter What

Welcome everyone to my Tuesday Rant!! i hope everyone is doing well out there in the inter-world. there just seems to be various lil things...pet peeves you could call them...that no matter where, no matter who...they will always and forever annoy the shit out of me. so without further ado...

1) - saggy pants or "bustin' a sag". has ANYONE had the balls to step up to the lil fuckin' piss-ass whitey-white gangsta' wannabe fuck-offs and told them that walking around with your pants hanging around your ankles is FUCKING GAY!!?!! jeezuz christ! every time is see this it makes me want to smash their head with an aluminum bat and then sodomize them for having their pants down (its what they would do in prison right?). for fuck's sake, SOMEONE, ANYONE get a fucking clue! if your ass is hanging out you ARE NOT COOL...YOU ARE NOT SEXY...you look like a total fucking retard. i see this fucking WAY too often in the younger dudes hanging around outside their highschool and whatnot. that trend died a THOUSAND fucking years ago with those Cris-Cross fucking turds. LET IT GO!

2) - people picking food off my plate without asking. seriously, if you do this to me, i WILL bite you. its happened before. my old, old girlfriend alicia used to do this shit all the time...she'd order a fuckin' garden salad at a restaraunt, then spend the rest of the time picking food off my plate after she'd inhaled her measly lil fuckin' salad. IT DROVE ME FUCKING INSANE...so i bit her one day as she reached for a buffalo wing...

3) - those goddamn fucking UGG boots! oh jeezuz! i see 'em all the time out here in cali...for god's sake STOP! it isn't cold, there's no snow so stop walking around in a miniskirt with UGG boots you DUMB FUCKING TWAT. it looks goddamn rediculous so just quit it.

4) - NO FEAR stickers. oh god...if only i could stop the fuckers in their lift-kit trucks, pull them out by their hair, and shove the barrel of a .45 desert eagle into their mouths...WHO'S FEARIN' N0W MUTHA' FUCKA'?!? you think they'd sit there with "no fear"? i doubt it. they'd piss their pansy lil lily white asses and beg for their lives. stupid shit-wads, go home.

5) - speaking of, trucks/SUVs/vans/etc. with lift kits. lift kits are gay. they don't make you taller, they don't make you cooler...they MAKE YOU A COMPLETE ASSHOLE FUCK-STICK...and not only that, it makes it completely obvious to everyone (BUT YOU) that you're OVER-COMPENSATING for something...a little dick...you're only 4'9"...whatever. just get a sports car...at least you'll go fast and i won't be able to catch up with your ass to beat the shit out of you...

6) - SPAM and SPYWARE. if i EVER find the people responsible for these two banes of my existence...so help me dear lord jesus...i will torture them for AT LEAST six months straight...then lobotomize them.

7) - the stickers of "Calvin" from "Calvin and Hobbes" peeing on something. i hate these with a passion. "Calvin and Hobbes" was a brilliant strip, masterfully done. then some lil fucking nitwit had to go and ruin everything by making some blasphemous picture of Calvin peeeing. the shithead couldn't even come up WITH HIS OWN GODDAMN CARTOON CHARACTER! nooo, he had to STEAL it from a true artist and turn it into absolute shit. if i find that guy...well...see number six above...

8) - people coughing on me with their mouth open. this pisses me off, and i want to punch them.

9) - piss dribble on the toilet seat. i really, really, really, REALLY hate it when i have to take a shit and the dude(s) who came before me didn't even lift the seat up to piss. they just fire-hosed it all over the fucking place leaving piss droplets everywhere for me to sit in. it's utterly disgusting. may all of their cocks rot off slowly, thank you.

10) - Panty lines. don't do it. i may just tear your panties off to correct the problem.

11) - veganism and "moral" eaters. let's just say that, unless you're hindu or your diet is truly for religious reasons, shut your ass up...or i will eat you, pansy.

12) - reality TV. once, long ago, i used to like shows like "Real World" and "Road Rules"...then i realized that watching stupid fucks get into lame fights over dumb shit is something i can see anytime i want...anywhere i want. because the "Real World" doesn't happen on TV...and "Reality Programming" is definitely NOT reality though it DEFINITELY IS programming...get it?

13) - tv tabloids. thank god i don't have tv. like i give a flying fuck at the moon as to what celebrity is doing what or who or where or whateverthefuck. get a life.

14) - cell phone ring tones. just let the fucking thing ring! do you REALLY have to be THAT fucking "individual"? wouldn't you rather enjoy the pure comedy of seeing everyone reach for their phone at once? that's some good shit...now i have to deal with getting catchy fucking gay tunes i hate stuck in my head after hearing them when someones damn phone rings. burn in hell.

15) - "my kid is ____ at ____ school". woopee shitface. like i give a fuck about your turd kid. keep your parental pride to yourself...heck, here's a novel idea, why not actually SHOW your pride to your kids? then maybe they wouldn't grow up to be lil shitheads who wear their pants down around their ankles with ugg boots.

16) - robot service reps. ever call with a question about your utilities or whatever and have to deal with a robot phone recording? then after punching through four million menus you have to wait on hold for an actual person to come on, or worse, are just redirected to another robot or website or something? yeah, fuck robots.

17) - people who grip too hard when they shake hands for the first time. what the hell? are you that desperate to prove your manliness that you have to crush every bone in my hand? shithead. just fuckin' shake and get it over with. it's bad enough that i have to touch you, you filthy cockmaster...if only we could bow like they do in japan...

18) - diet fads. they're gay. so stop.

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hmmm...i think that may sum it up for now...perhaps i'll add more, perhaps not. it's almost time for me to go home, the day has been sunny, and i can't really think of anything else that pisses me off cuz i'm actually in a pretty damn good mood. so anyway, before i go i thought i'd mention...

i really do LOVE the various diaries i find by clicking through random banners...i would like to take the time to point everyone to...

Ms. Kitty-KabOOm!!

i'm sure that perhaps you've all run across her at some point or another...or not...but i'd like to take the time to list the top 10 reasons why you should read this diary...

10) - Freckles are so de SeX!

9) - Girls who truly rock have cherry tattoos.

8) - Her nose is also so de sex, even more so when she picks it.

7) - She is a HCPB (Hard-Core-Pirate-Beeyotch)...much like JeLLy...except JeLLy is the Queen of HCPBs (and don't you fuckin' forget it)!!!

6) - Her hair changes color/style ALMOST as much as mine...okay maybe more so...

5) - She's a Burner.

4) - she practices the "Fish Kissy" face, much like JeLLy.

3) - a lil puppy named SiD ViCiOuS!

2) - BOOOOOOOOBIES!!! soft, pillowy kinds...the kind you just wanna' take a nap on for a few days...

1) - BoXxXHEAD!! people MUST learn these rules...and then play it every chance they get...

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that's about all my loves! until next time...

i'm reading you!
~B-)

4:38 p.m. - 2005-01-11

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