stardustcboy's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...Problem Panty Lines... i wouldn't necessarily consider myself a member of the "fashion police" or anything...more of just a...mmm..."concerned citizen". there are three things that always bug me when it comes to fashion and wearing clothes: 1) - panty lines if i spy any of the above it drives me nuts. i have this almost unrepressable urge to walk right up and correct the problem. in the case of wedgies, i want to pull the fucker out. it LOOKS uncomfortable, how on gods green earth can you possibly NOT feel it...wedged up there...deep in the crack of your ass and labia? everyone can see it but YOU! what's wrong with you!?! *ahem* if someone has a rogue tag...you know, the lil tag that sticks out from their shirt, or pants...or even worse...when a girl wears jeans that ride low on the hip and her thong is visible and so is its tag...i want to just tuck it right back in. if it's a friend or someone i know deeply and am comfortable with i just go ahead and do it. problem solved everyone's happy. what i'm incapable of fixing, and what has got me pondering phoning the fashion police, is the problem with panty lines. ladies? how many of you wear thongs when wearing tight fitting jeans, slacks, skirts or dresses? how many of you wear nothing at all? are panty lines considered bad fashion? in any case, they bug the shit out of me. why do i bring this up? well, because i see it practically every day of my life. you see, the receptionist/office assistant who works here at my office is a relatively cute lil asian girl. she also has a fairly cute butt; but it drives me insane when she wears tight slacks or jeans or dresses/skirts and i can see the lines of her full cotton panties underneath! how, oh dear readership, do i approach this? to this day i have yet to say anything. i figure that maybe she finds thongs, and even the idea of no panties, rather uncomfortable or distasteful...OR maybe (being from the mid-west) she just doesn't have the fashion sense to know? is it considered gauche to have panty lines? or is it something that is relatively accepted? i dunno, i personally have always avoided panty lines when wearing tight-fitting outfits...vinyl pants...leather...etc. how about you ladies out there? i also understand that there are certain times that panties are definitely a necessity, and every girl has her special ratty panties they wear during those times. this is a-o-k by me. but i'm talking ALL THE TIME. panty lines ALL THE TIME. it's driving me nuts. i want...no NEED...to do or say something about it. at the same time, i'm also one who doesn't wear underwear...which i guess could be considered fashionably incorrect by some... i guess it boils down to perspective. in any case, how would you all approach the situation? being a guy, i feel that it would be greatly inappropriate to tell her flat out. should i get the PiRaTe PRiNCeSs JeLLy to do it? or another of the female persuasion? leave a secret note? get over it? what? please help me help this girl. i feel it's a travesty for her to have panty lines and such a cute lil butt. a tragedy...an affront against god and all that is fashionably holy... what to do? feel free to inundate my mailbox with your advice. it would be greatly appreciated! thanks! i hope everyone had a great thanks-given. i know i did! i only wish i had more of that damn HAM!! so good...aaaah...mmmm...oooh.... *drool* love ya lots! 2:47 p.m. - 2004-11-29 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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