stardustcboy's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Calling all Single Men! boys, are you lonely? feeling like you have a lot to offer, but no one ever notices? do you feel the "dating scene" is more akin to a "meat market" than a viable place to locate and share an ongoing, loving, open and intimate relationship? are you tired of hearing "let's just be friends..." or conversely, "i'm only fucking you right now."? well look no further! i present to you an application for employment. that's right, ms. Chris, also known as "The Boss" or "Ms. Right" to prospective applicants (i suggest you refer to her as the latter - it has several different possible meanings - in other words it's sort of a double-entendre), is currently accepting applications into "The Process". i must say, that this seems a rather effective form of weeding through the sometimes endless mire of possible suitors...and a girl as cute and sassy as herself must be careful, for i'd imagine that there are assholes, jerkwads, and idiots at every turn. so boys, do yourself a favor and apply. you really have nothing to lose now do you? wait...who am i talking to? all the boys that read me are...well...in either case just spread the word! we all know some lonely, big-hearted, smart, handsome boys (with 10 pounds of danglin' meat) who are just starved for the affections and attentions of a nice, smart, witty young woman. let the games begin!! ~B-) 5:42 p.m. - 2004-08-18 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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