stardustcboy's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The GiNoRmOuS SeX Survey of DoOoM!... DzAmN! i'm updating like a crazed mutha'fucka'! i don't think i've posted this much since...well... since ever! i'm in a writing frenzy! so, for those of you who can't keep up with the hurricane of thought that is whirling out of my skull...be sure to check the past updates out real quick, then come back here... so anyway, i was readin' chickpea today and was linked to her friend trixie-lust who then linked to a page with this here lil survey. i highly suggest ya'll take it...here are my answers... The Blue Food Personality/Sex Quiz 1. What is your gender? MALE 2. How old are you now? 28 3. How old were you when you first started thinking about sex? 5 4. How old were you when you were first sexually aroused and what caused it? 5...my babysitter, Valerie, would play footsie with me on the couch while we watched TV...i would have orgasmic dreams about her at night. 5. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 19 6. Did you enjoy your first sexual experience? Why or why not? It was good. Enjoyable due to a large amount of anticipation, AND it was on my birthday. nothing spectacular, but my first time none-the-less...moreover, i felt good because it was my first time making a girl cum with my mouth. 7. How many sexual partners have you had at this point in your life? 23...a tasteful malange of male and female partners 8. Who is the sexiest person you know personally? Why? G...because she's got skills greater than the sum of all the women on earth...garaunteed! ;-) 9. Have you ever been sexually attracted to someone related to you? If so, whom? my younger 4th cousin when she was in her late teens. she really blossomed. 10. If you were given the opportunity to act on that attraction, would you? Why or why not? No, despite the physical attraction, there was no mental attraction, and she was more like a sister to me. so the sexual desire thing just wasn't happening. 11. What is the most sensitive part of your body? my taint. 12. What is the least sensitive part of your body? there isn't such a thing. 13. Has anyone ever stimulated your G-spot/prostate? i like to have that done at least once a week...did i say two fingers? better make it three. 14. If so, did you find it pleasurable? i'll blow my load from prostate stim alone. 15. Do you like large or small nipples? i like nipples. period. 16. How big are your nipples? little. like lil hershey kisses. 17. Do you consider yourself sexually under-endowed, average or over-endowed? Why? in the genitals department? or are you referring to overall sexual stamina/sexiness? if the former...i'm not hung like a horse, but i am more than a mouthful. if the latter...just call me sex god baby. 18. If female, have you had or would you ever consider getting, breast implants? Why or why not? i wish i was female just so that i could have breasts...even lil "A" cups would be cool. ;-P 19. If male, are you circumcised or uncircumcised and would you change it if you could? Why or why not? i'm cut, i do like the way it looks. i admire the shape of my cock overall. if i could, i would try it uncut, just to see if there really is a difference in sensation. overall, i have no complaints. 20. How many sexual positions are you familiar with personally? does this include multiple partner sex postions too? 3sums? 4sums? ummm...somewhere in the range of 25 to 35 basic, and 15 to 20 exotic. 21. Has anyone ever taken pictures of, or filmed you naked? yep...i'm a regular pornstar. 22. Has anyone ever taken pictures of, or filmed you having sex? yep...see above. 23. Have you ever taken pictures of, or filmed, someone else naked or having sex? yep. 24. Has anyone ever watched you having sex? yep. 25. Have you ever watched others having sex? yep. 26. Have you ever watched others having sex, without their knowledge? mmm...not really...though sex clubs do provide a certain amount of "anonymous viewing" those that are the show know they're being watched, just not who exactly. 27. How old were you when you masturbated for the first time? 9...with a back massager. 28. How often do you masturbate now? mmm...my sexual appetites are pretty ravenous. on average, 5-7 times a week. 29. What do you usually think about while you masturbate? my first blowjob from G in the shower...that or the time i blew my load on her face...or the scene from "debbie does dallas" when the guy fucks that chick in her hairy asshole while her friend helps out...or...jeez...i could be here all day. it depends on my mood. 30. What's your favorite masturbation technique? bare hand seated position. better if i have a dildo in my ass. 31. Where is the most interesting place you've ever masturbated? in the car during my commute. i like the idea of coming while going. i also used to masterbate at work in the bathroom. 32. Which do you like better, giving or receiving oral sex? i'm a giver baby. 33. Who is the one person you'd really like to give you oral sex? um...miasumi max, aria giovanni, angelina jolie...taye diggs 34. If you could easily gratify yourself with oral sex, would you? i suppose, but it wouldn't be a common practice...too hard on the back. 35. Spit or swallow? i swallow every drop...that or just shoot it on my face! haha! 36. Have you ever had, or wanted to have, a threesome? yes and yes. 37. What would be the breakdown of your ideal threesome? (Two guys? Two gals? One of each? A goat and a horse?) MMF FFM had both and like them both equally. 38. Who would your ideal threesome be with? me G and our friends B, M, C, T, or Z...but if we're talkin' ideals...taye diggs and/or angelina jolie. 39. Do those people know that you want to have a threesome with them? If not, why not? lol...B maybe but i doubt it. the others, not even. they're good friends, kinky sex weirds people out and i don't want to sacrifice their companionship for a night of hard-core-sex-action. 40. Have you ever been involved in an orgy? once. 41. If so, how many people were involved? about 10...even split male and female in a hot tub. 42. Were drugs involved? yep. 43. What's the most number of times you've had sex in one night? i lost count. 44. What's the most public place in which you've had sex? a club. but it was a sex club...i've never had public sex. *gasp* 45. What's the most public place in which you'd like to have sex? movie theatre...church confessional... 46. Would you have or have you ever had sex with your best friend? Why or why not? um...no...he's too straight and too small. 47. Have you had, or would you ever have, sex with a neighbor? yeah, she had a REAL tiny pussy (analogous to micro-penis in men), it wasn't very fun, i thought i was going to split her in half. 48. Have you ever been sexually obsessed with someone? just my fiance...she makes me hard even when she's not around (like right now for example - what is this sorcery?!?). 49. What is your wildest sexual fantasy? tied up, blindfolded, and gang-banged by 5 girls, 5 guys and 5 trannies. it would be a game..."guess who's fucking me now" 50. What's the kinkiest thing you've ever tried, sexually? watersports...i'd much rather of had a girl do it to me... 51. What's the most creative thing you've ever done with a sex toy? painted a reproduction of the mona lisa. 52. What is the oddest object you've ever inserted into your body, or parts of your body into, for sexual gratification? a shampoo bottle (it was thin, i was at a friends parents' house and i needed it in the ass something fierce). 53. If you could have sex with anybody you know, completely guilt free, who would it be and why? B...cuz she was fun the first time... 54. If you were given the opportunity to have sex with a perfect clone of yourself, would you? oh fuck yeah, sign me up! 55. If you had the opportunity to be professionally photographed for Playboy/Playgirl, or pose for a statue by Michelangelo, which would you choose? definitely. 56. If a sex toy manufacturer asked to make a mold of your genitals in order to mass-produce sex toys for sale worldwide, would you? Why or why not? oh yes...my cock is perfect...i almost had it molded for G when she was setting to take a LOoOong trip out to sea. 57. If female, have you ever used a strap-on dildo to fuck someone? N/A...but if i was, i would. 58. If male, have you ever been sexually penetrated by another? oh yeah. 59. Did you enjoy the experience? fuck yeah...could use some "BiG BLuE" right now... 60. How much would you have to be paid to have sex with a total stranger? if he/she was hot...nothin'...but i've also been known for my charity. :-P 61. How much would you have to be paid to have sex on stage in a crowded coliseum? $20 per person in the crowd. 62. If you were given the opportunity, would you watch someone have sex with an animal? i've seen .mpgs online. i wouldn't go out of my way to see it in the real it's much too bizarre. 63. If you had to compare yourself to an animal during sex, what animal would it be and why? a lion...cuz i can fuck like one. 64. In your opinion, is it fair to force hormonally driven young people to wait until they're 18 to have sex? in some ways...but there are emotional factors that must be considered as well...and there's always those predators who take advantage. the law is there to protect i think. 65. Should it be considered a crime if pre-eighteen-year-olds choose to have sex earlier? not on the part of the pre-eighteen-year-old, and not if the partner is the same age or within 2 years difference. 3 or more years...leave it to dad to rough 'em up a bit and put the scare into 'em. 66. At what age do you believe people should be allowed to take responsibility for their own bodies? between 13 and 16. 67. Do you believe that sex education should be taught in public schools? Why or why not? yes. people need to know what they're getting into. 68. In your opinion, who is best equipped to teach sex education to pre-eighteen year olds? their parents. 69. Do you believe there is too much, or too little, emphasis put on sex education in today's society? i don't think it's about emphasis, i think it's about demonization of sexual behavior. if society could just loosen the fuck up and let go of these stupid puritanical philosophies...eh...don't get me started... 70. Do you consider your answers you've given on questions 64 - 69 to be objective, or are they based on emotional response? 64 to 68 are pretty objective. 69 had a dash of passion in it... Finish the following phrases: 71. If I had to describe my sexual organs, I would say they are... built for luxury and performance. 72. The difference(s) between sexuality and sensuality is/are... one has to do with fucking, the other has to do with what i feel. 73. Before I die, I'd like to experience... having a child, landing on the moon, seeing the rings of neptune, my 75th birthday, seeing my grandchildren. 74. I hate it when... there is not enough time in the day...people are inconsiderate...commercials are on...G is sad or stressed...Sushi pees on my clothes/sheets/pillow...people act narrow-minded... 75. Sex is like... ...food. there are many different tasty dishes, but the best are made with love. there you have it! licksucklicksuckfuck ~B-) 2:56 p.m. - 2004-06-09 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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