stardustcboy's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...I Take Back All the Mean Things I Said About You... all right, all right, all right! i take it back. swingers aren't all that bad as i may have made them out to be in my editorial on the "Not-So-Alternative-Lifestyels". all i was tryin' to say was, let's just try and push the envelope a little more shall we? i mean, i keep wondering if ANY MEN in the lifestyle who profess they are straight know that their G-spOt is located inside their ass? do they know the pleasure and wonder of it? one day i figure they'll find out. from what i've seen, most of the bi-bi couples are usually 40+ years old. this leads me to theorize that swinger couples start out all "vanilla" swinger then find as time wears on that they just keep exploring and pushing the boundary little by little. it starts with the male fascination (and female as well) of hot, steamy girl-on-girl action. i mean, who DOESN'T think that shit is hot? WHO? i've NEVER heard a guy say, "eeeew! girls eating other girls out?!? that's foul as the deepest pit of hell!" and in all honesty...i'm not sure if i've ever really heard a girl say that...mmm...hold on...checking memory files... okay...maybe once or twice... point is, that after you've seen your wife chow a few boxes it gets a little typical, ya know? what do you do to change it up a bit? hmmmm? aha! let's bring a couple over! 2 guys and 2 girls! that makes for some seriously interesting combos! so it is done, and of course (66% of the time) good times are had by all. the guys get to see the girls go at it, then the guys get to go at it with different girls (besides their wife) and then finish it all off with a good romp with the misses! who can lose? then, time wears on and eventually even the foursomes become rather worn. so they move in to mass group sex orgies...gang-bangs that sort of thing... then they start using toys and sex-swings and all sorts of props to aid in the fun! all this experimentation and one day something gives... the guy suddenly finds himself enjoying a rim job! maybe his wife gave him the first tickle or maybe his wife's girlfriend or maybe his friend's wife, whatever, point is he suddenly becomes aware of the incredible and delicious sensitivity of his AnUs! next thing you know, his wife is sticking her finger up his ass while she's sucking his cock...then two fingers...then it's her 2-foot-long-double-dong...and all of the sudden... his mind is blown and so is his load. next thing you know he starts to wonder "hmmm...i wonder what it feels like to have a cock inside there? like a real man just pumpin' away at me?" then "hmmm...what's a man's cock taste like anyway? what's it like to feel a hot load of semen blast onto your tongue?" etc. by this time the woman has gotten a bit brazen herself, and has found new joy in the role-reversal...a certain sense of empowerment from strapping on the dildo and fuckin' her husband 40 ways from sunday. she begins to fantasize about seeing another man riding him, sucking him off or vice-versa. next thing you know...they're the 35+ bi-bi swingers! mWuaHahahahahahaha!! *ahem* i digress...point is i'd take a semi-open-minded, uninhibited, shallow bastard over a narrow-minded, uptight bastard any day! so i take back all the mean things i said about ya! you must know (those readers who are NOT swingin' folk) that the lifestyle is full of some hotties...men and women. and i think that i get mad because i just...well...i just want to fucksucklickbitekiss all of them sexy momma's! alas, boys are boys so 95% of the time that's all off limits. either way, makes for some great eye-candy...shaved beavers, fake titties, monstrous arm-sized cocks, shaved balls and all...bring it On! so all you non-swingin' folk out there...grab a partner (boy or girl - it really don't matter) and get CrAaaZeee!! expiriment!! drop all the things you ever thought about sex and sexual behavior in human beings and just stuff a dick in your mouth...or eat a pussy or whatever...just be sure you do it with PASSION and FINESSE!! love every single lickin'-suckin' minute of it! oh... and join my diaryring dammit! ;-P well my little loved ones, i best get back to the grind! to all you newbies, don't be strangers cuz i update as much as i can! have a great weekend! xoxo! licksucklicksuckfuck! ~B-) 2:59 p.m. - 2003-10-24 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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