stardustcboy's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...Friday at Last!... as rumblelizard would say... FFF!!! that's right, it's friday ya'll! hope you lil cyber-kitties have lots of fun and crazy things planned for this weekend! if not, you better get on it! the summer is waning and soon you'll be locked inside avoiding the chilly weather! so get your pasty butts outside and see the sun! that's right! the sun! the big bright giant ball O flame in the sky...no, no...it's NOT heading towards us...it's just the sun. don't be skeered! embrace the warmth and vitality children! ;-P anyway, ms. MoLLy is at it again. just this morn when i come in the producer calls me aside and takes me out to coffee. it seems that ms. MoLLy has been spreading viscious rumors about your dear narrator! writing e-mails to all the big bosses about how i don't do anything, and how half the stuff i work on she has to fix, etc., etc., etc. well, it seems after my discussion with the producer, ms. MoLLy is once again proven to be a lying evil bitch-queen who only wants to see my head on a spike. why you might ask? the answer my dear lil cyber-friends is simple... i don't fuckin' know. she hates men? she hates me? she feels threatened? i said something that made her mad? i just don't fucking know. as far as i can remember i've been nothing but nice to dear ms. MoLLy and she's done nothing but backbite, whine and generally fuss about me and me ALONE. i just don't get some people. i like to think of myself as an amiable sort. someone people can identify with. someone who is known to always listen and give good advice when asked. someone who avoids making judgements and understands that people are people and everyone makes mistakes and has their good days and bad days. i try to be on good terms with all people. which is why i just don't get why ms. MoLLy is so darn spiteful and two-faced. it seems that everyone but her is very happy with the job i'm doing. it seems like everyone but her thinks i'm an upstanding fellow, and everyone but her seems to see me as the type described above EXCEPT HER. i swear to god i've tried to be nice and do as she has asked and try and help out and everything. but as i stated, the more she fights me, the more she digs herself her own grave. yep, sadly, it seems that the fates are on my side in this matter. from the convo with the producer today it seems that all the high-ups are calling for HER HEAD on the chopping block and NO ONE is satisfied with the work that she has done so far. such a tragedy really...*sigh* let this be a lesson to all you who wish to go toe to toe with mr. stardustcboy here...i'll win. not because i'm faster, smarter, stronger, or anything else...but because i use your own evil ways against you. just remember my mantra from a while ago... i am like water... try and hit me, i merely enfold your fist. try and stop me, i merely flow around, under or over you. try and defeat me, and you'll end up drowning beneath the waves. the only way to really control me is to place me in a vessal...like a pitcher or a glass...but even then all i have to do is instantaneously turn to vapor and you've got a shattered container of one kind or another... so enough of the talk of poor, poor ms. MoLLy who despite her hardest endeavors to make me look like the asshole/slacker/jackass has only made herself look like above listed nouns. it's really too bad too. i honestly thought she was a pretty nice person when i first got here and started workin' with her... people can be silly sometimes... anyway, this weekend should be a blast! g's party is seriously going to be off the fuckin' hook. there are like 50 r.s.v.p.'s to the invite we sent...and COUNTING! holy moly guacamole! not only that, but my friend rob rented her a huge moonbounce! moonbounce...pool...liquor...other chemical substances...hot chix...hot dudes... this could be a recipe to remember! >;-) not only that, but this couple that g and i have been...mmm..."dating" is coming out to see us. they're really cool katz. they bought us tickets to the pimp-N-ho ball in vegas at the end of the month! mmm...that's going to be a VERY interesting time indeed! this will be g and i's FIRST couple!! they're hellah cute N sexy too... hey! that reminds me...i'm supposed to be writing about the "NOT-SO-ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLES"...mmm...i'm gonna' have to make that it's own entry alltogether... i think maybe i'll get to it in a few hours, but right now i gotta' get back to the grind. hope your week has gone well cyber-friends! until next time... ~B-) 3:24 p.m. - 2003-08-01 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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