stardustcboy's Diaryland Diary
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...A LONG rant about penises and ginies....
hello hello my cyber-loves!
i hope you all haven't been TOO lonely out there without me! ;-P
seriously though, i apologize for the relative silence over here in StarDustCboy-land. my mind is literally hemorraging creative juices. i've started up a bunch of independant writing projects that have sapped all the words from these pages and trans-located them to a screenplay...more on that later...
besides that, work's keepin' me busy. though yesterday and today i've had absolutely NOTHING to do! YaY! but i try to look busy lest the bosses get suspicious. heehee!
outside all of that things are going well. still ravenously and incurably horny...if not more so...
and life with the misses is working out just fine. our bonfire party was, as usual, a great success (did i mention that already? i'm not sure...my memory has faded and i didn't read my earlier post). though none of our lifestyle friends showed up. boohoo! :-(
i'm itchin' for some good ol'-fashioned hard-core group sex action. it's been much, much, much too long...*sigh*
...i suppose watching all those classic 70's pornos isn't helping much either.
i love vintage porn. it's just so raw and dirty, and it retains a certain amount of artistry and plot development (though flimsy in most cases...at least it's not scene after long, tiring scene of stupid fake-tittied, shorn pussied bimbos taking loads on various parts of their bodies *yawn*).
yes, i know, some of you...mmm...if not most of you are turned off by the idea of a good fuzzy muff.
what is with this fucking fad anyway?
it's all i see nowadays. it's fucking gross goddammit! STOP!
you know what i think of when i see a shaved pussy? huh?
i think of when my lil sister was like 4 and still hadn't figured out how to wipe her ass properly. when she was done pissing or whatever she'd yell down to me...
"Bruuubby! iii'm dooone!"
...and i'd have to go up there and wipe her ass.
so as you can PLAINLY see the baby-puss look has NO sexual effect on me WHATSOEVER. in fact, it makes me think of my lil sister and her piss ass. yuck!
NOW, on the OTHER HAND, when i see a big bushy muff, a la vintage 70s porn, i get a raging steel-hard erection. JUST FROM LOOKIN' at it.
i'd have to attribute this to the fact that the porn mags and films i saw growing up starred natural beauties with only the faintest hint of waxing/shaving...mostly around the edges to prevent wiley hairs from pokin' out of the bikini line.
NOW THAT IS WOMAN!!
seeing those things then...well...that was what became representational of a VIRILE, FERTILE, SEXUAL, SEXY, HUNK-A-CHUNKA-GODDESS-LOVE-WOMAN!!! WOoHAW!!!
oh the nights spent furiously jacking off to those lucious, natural, fuzzy playmate muffs! oh god!!
when i see a woman with a lil puff of hair over that delicious lily of feminine pleasure...oh...i just can't contain myself...the hair on my body bristles, my pulse quickens, my breathing becomes heavy, my cock throbs with blood...i become some primal beast!
I CAN SMELL HER!
so all you ladies out there, please, PLEASE i beg of you! stop waxing that shit bare! keep a lil lovely wisp of hair for me! i BEG OF YOU!
now, now, now...i know what some of you are saying...
"but StarDust, i keep MY pussy shaved because it's cleaner looking and keeps my lovers from getting hair balls."
to which i reply...
"shut the fuck up."
first off, having no hair doesn't do a damn thing for cleanliness. WASHING your snatch does. that's right, when in the shower cleanin' off after a hard days work, take an extra amount of time lathering warm soapy water into that gorgeous puss and you shouldn't have any problems.
and besides, what's wrong with a pussy that has a lil smell to it, huh? i personally LOVE the way women smell...in fact, i'd even go so far as to say, i LOVE how a woman smells after a work out or a long day. OooOoh, the MUSK...the SCENT...oh. my. god.
and "getting hair balls?!?"
what the fuck people? i don't know how many times i have to fuckin' say this, but fuck, IF YOU'RE GETTING HAIR IN YOUR MOUTH YOU'RE EATING IT WRONG. plain and simple. you can suck and lick a fuzzy lil vulva and not get hair in your mouth at all. shit, i could show you how if you can't understand what i'm talkin' about! furthermore, HAIR IN THE TEETH? fuckin' A! if you're getting hair in your teeth from suckin' pussy...i hate to break it to ya...
but
well
you need to revise your technique, cuz that's just WRONG...and sadly, you probably give HORRIBLE head, but the ladies are just to nice to tell ya. sorry to break it to ya chumps...your skills stink.
so yeah. ladies, for the love of all that is holy and good keep the hair. it's just gross when a full-grown woman looks like a 4 year old down there.
and to all you dudes. STOP PERPETUATING THIS SILLY FUCKING TREND.
a woman with hair is just that...
A WOMAN!! BOOYAH!!
you sick fux need to get over the shaved thing man...it makes me wonder about where your sexual interests lie...
i mean...do you want a woman? or are you REALLY just wishing, deep down inside, that your girlie was really 10 years old again? hmmm?
i can understand that a shaved puss is kinda' neat to look at. that it allows you to see all the moving parts and stuff. but where's your sense of adventure? imagine it as a dark and mysterious jungle that hides a rare and delicate species of pink orchid or something. then like any earstwhile explorer, go and find the fucker! do i have to draw a fucking map?
above is an example of the female genitals. note the robust amount of fuzz! delicious!
taking a look at the diagram above...
1) - Veneris Mons
2) - Clitoris
3) - Labia Minora
4) - Vagina
5) - Perineum
6) - Urethra
7) - Labia Majora
8) - Anus
as the ladies well know, all of these areas are LOADED with all sorts of fun lil nerve endings...that being said...CHEWING or BITING or anything of that sort is felt with about 100,000 times the intensity (well, that's just a guesstimate). the occasional soft nibble on the labia or clit hood is fun, maybe even a nip here and there; but by no means full on CHOWING in which you'd get hair stuck in your teeth.
goDDaMMit!
*sigh*
okay, i think i'm done with that.
just leave some grass on the field, even if it's a one-finger landing strip, it's still SOMETHING.
thank you.
now, having talked about the female organs, and my love of a woman's TRUE fuzzy nature, i must now present to you the biggest double-standard that i have...and it has to do with penises...or the COCK.
guys, shave.
that's all i have to say.
;-P
woo! did i go on a rant or what? i guess i'm just tired of the prefab, squeeky-clean, vapid, clinical world in which we are beginning to live. anti-biotics, anti-bacterial hand soaps, anti-bacterial sprays, cleaning detergents, hand-wipes, kleenex, etc. etc. etFUCKINcetera.
does ANYONE have ANY faith in their immune systems anymore? fuck man, nature gave us that shit for a reason. fuckin' USE it, otherwise your body becomes so fuckin' weak and lazy that the common cold kicks your ass for weeks. you eat some chicken at a restaraunt and you're squirtin' shit out your ass for days. none of that would happen to you if you gave your body a chance to kill the fuckers. your immune system has a basic memory. it's very unlikely that you're body will be invaded by the same virus twice simply because it remembers the lil fuckers from the first time. there's always exceptions, but the worst and most fatal sicknesses are bacterial infections and not viruses...again there are exceptions...but shit if that's the case THEN go and get a vaccination, THEN go and pick up antibiotics; but fuckin' FLU SHOTS?!? what in the fuck?!? goddamn pansy-ass, whiney bitches. DEAL with it. HAVE FUN!! pass it on to your enemies and stupid fuck-tard co-workers you're always bitchin' about.
i mean, remember, the sole purpose of a virus is to replicate. that's it. it just wants to make copies of itself...and it uses YOU as a host. once your body gets wise to it, it's days of replicating fun are over and that's the end of its lifecycle. give it a helping hand and pass it on to someone you hate. help it continue its lifecycle, it's good for the environment or whatever.
sheesh.
sooner or later we're going to live in some stagnant, clinical world where they've completely eradicated shitting and pissing and fucking. everything will just be done through sanitized tubes and pipes and pumps and stuff. it's gross.
who doesn't like to take a nice healthy shit every now and again, huh? you can't tell me it DOESN'T feel good to poo can you? or how about when you've been holding your pee for two hours in a movie and you finally get to the bathroom. what's the most common expression?
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH!"
right?
just deal with the fact that we have raw, nasty, filthy lil animal sides lurking in all of us. get over this sick, neurotic, compulsive NEED for everything to be squeeky-shiney-anti-bacterially-new looking. it's rediculous, and i'll tell you the ONE reason why...it's a simple matter of physics...
ENTROPY is everywhere. the whole universe is decaying as we speak.
there's nothing you can do. i'm sorry. cleaning your car everyday, brushing your teeth, vacuuming, spraying anti-bacterial shit on your kitchen counters...you may THINK you're staving it off, holding back the tide of decay and age...but NO, no, NOOOOo...
you are actually ADDING to it. that's right. just the small amount of heat radiation you put off during all the above listed activities decays the universe just that much more. so HA! you're losing!
just give up. accept your primal nature. be one with the beast.
i'm not sayin' be a stinky bum that never shaves or bathes or anything. i'm just sayin' don't fuckin' stress it so damn much. fuck.
deal with the fact that you're going to die no matter how hard you try to stop it.
deal with the fact that, yes, right now as you read this you're getting OLD and one day your ass is going to be sagging, you'll be covered in wrinkles and liver spots, and your daughter/son will be hotter and younger than you.
DEAL WITH IT.
there is no way to sanitize the universe. there's just no way. dust gets everywhere. viruses and bacteria are floating around you all the time...*gasp* you EVEN HAVE VIRUSES AND BACTERIA IN YOUR BODY RIGHT NOW!
yet there you are...still kickin'. surprised?
you shouldn't be. all that shit is just fabricated nonsense they stuff down your throat just to get you to buy more useless shit.
consume, consume, consume lil lambs! the more you buy the more you're safe...
from the terrorists
from disease
from age
from death
from yourselves.
bah! *kicks soapbox off a bridge*
you'll get it one day...or not.
until then my beloved lil kiddies, be good, don't shave your muff, shave your balls, give your co-workers a cold, eat pussy, eat cold pizza, take a chance.
today may very well be your last.
i'm reading you!
my heart is full.
~B-)
12:51 p.m. - 2004-07-15
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