stardustcboy's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you want to lose weight, FUCK more often! it's funny to me how tied up in appearances people can get. i hear so many men and women complain about their weight (and YES, i am indeed guilty of this from time-to-time) and how they're planning on a new diet or working out or whatever; but i really think that everyone is missing the point. first off, the modern ideals of beauty are a giant crock of shit. GIANT. i've said this before, why do people insist on making me repeat myself? everyone has a different body type, a different metabolism, different dietary needs, etc. why do so many try to force themselves into these generalized beauty standards? i personally think women who are too thin are pretty vile to look at. that's just my opinion of course, but overall i think a woman benefits from that little bit of extra fat she has over her male counterpart. i realize that there are girls who are just naturally slender and thin, and i have nothing against that at all, that's just their body. but to have every sodding bird from here to timbuktu trying to shoe-horn themselves into that standard is utterly retarded. the same goes for men. sure it's nice to be an adonis in blue-jeans and shit, but who's got the time? who has the MONEY? it's decadent in the EXTREME to work out. it really is. back in the olden days a man was brawny and rugged because HE FUCKING WORKED AND HUNTED ALL THE FUCKING TIME! try and chase some buffalo or deer around all day, furthermore, try dragging said 800 pound animal back to the village, your ass would be fuckin' corded with muscle too. in today's society that shit doesn't happen anymore (in my opinion it should - but that's another rant for another time). men who tend to be well built are in some sort of physical past-time, hobby or career...sports or construction or a lumberjack. even then i've seen dudes in those fields pack a nice buddha gut. they toil all day and relax with a big plate of steak, some taters and a couple of PBR's (pabst blue ribbon). this is a-o-k. a man with a solid build and a bit of a belly is hot. not every man worth his salt is gonna' look like a calvin klein model...some might...but why expect ALL of them to? that's the whole point. that SEXY and ATTRACTIVE work on a sliding scale. we have this pre-fabricated idea of what "beautiful" is and we walk around sizing people up to it as some sort of rediculous unit of measurement. OBVIOUSLY, this unit of measure is not fixed. i see some good lookin', well-built men with some pretty juicy earth-mamacitas, and conversely lots of hot, stacked ladies with fairly stout and average men. so let's just drop the narcissism shall we? let's all try to let go of this lame beauty model and start to just appreciate THE FLESH. i think the one thing, above looks, that makes anyone sexy is CONFIDENCE. we all need some fuckin' confidence. which is incredibly hard to find when you're constantly comparing yourself to anorexic bimboes with boob-jobs. people who look "hot" by the basic beauty measurement (BBM) have an incredible amount of time and money to invest in being that way. movie stars and models...what do you think they do when they're not making pretends or shooting some pretty pictures? i'll tell you what they do...they work out ALL THE FUCKING TIME. not only that, but they BUY HEALTH FOOD which costs a lot more than regular grocery food. they also have DIETICIANS and NUTRITIONISTS to aide them in their weight-loss-beauty-regimen. finally, they got the dough to plunk down for things like facials, plastic surgery, skin buffing, botox and myriad of other insane surgical practices invented for rich cock-suckers with nothing else to do but spend money on trying to look like they're 19 again. does anyone like you or me have that kind of time and money? sure there are the spoiled lil rich trust-fund cocks that pop up every now and again, but they're like 10% (at the most) of the population. who gives a shit about what THEY do? and if anyone does, WHY??!?!?? what i'm getting at here is that, if you're like me, a workin' class schmoe without any silver spoons up your ass, you're sort of stuck with what ya' got. you can join a gym or follow some whacked-out diet, but in the end your improvment will be nominal, and in the end you'll look in the mirror...then look at your picture of kate beckinsale...then look in the mirror...then look back at the pic...and say... "i'm still so FAT!" bullshit. b-u-l-l-s-h-i-t. BULL. SHIT. you see, you're never going to get past the image you see and the image you compare it to if you DON'T HAVE CONFIDENCE. it'll end up being a never-ending cycle of self-loathing and insecurity. and that's where average joes like you and me go wrong. you see, what TRULY is sexy is SOMEONE WHO BELIEVES THEY'RE SEXY. someone who OOOOOOOoooOOOoZes sexuality. someone who has honed their "bed-side" manner so-to-speak. it doesn't matter to me what a woman looks like. it matters what that woman will DO...IN BED! a woman who is free and spontaneous, creative and skilled as a lover...she'll win over salma hayek any day (not saying that salma LACKS those qualities but when am i ever going to date her?). a woman who knows how to be dirty and kinky and nasty. a woman who is willing to experiment and get a little wild maybe invite over her friends...or your friends...for a massive sex-wrestling-orgy; or take a hot load all over their tits and face; or take nasty pictures; or dress up in sexy lingerie; or watch porn while fucking me in the ass; or sit on my face; or generally get freaky; OR who can make a night of one-on-one to remember with skilled application of all her whiles and parts and senses...THAT'S. FUCKING. SEXY! people who aren't afraid to explore their bodies, and the body of their partner/s, and relish ALL the sensations that this fleshy lil shell has to offer, to me, are about 400,000,000,000,000 (400 trillion) times sexier than the sexiest model in the world. not only are they REAL, in that i actually can interact with them; but they radiate an aura of uber-hotness. when i was single, i had a bevy of females in my stable. the simple fact that i was getting laid constantly boosted my ego, made me relaxed, and ultimately, made me confident of my skills as a lover and a partner. i was a magnet. when you're confident you play the game like you have nothing to lose, because you KNOW for a FACT that you DON'T. what's a little rejection? NOTHING! you got 5 other hot studs in the wings, you just wanted a little strange. so here's the deal everyone. in honor of the year 2000-seXxX i want you to drop your resolutions for weight-loss or working out or whatever, and replace them with "fucking more often". that's right... everyone must have more sex. really cut loose too. get wild. who's to judge? want to try anal? go for it! had anal and wanna' do some DP? grab some partners and Doe-See-Doe BABY!! never ate some pussy or had your pussy licked? find some tasty specimen to show you the stars! need the love of your life? well, you ain't gonna' find 'em if you're not out there looking...HAVE SOME FUN IN THE PROCESS!!! people take shit WAY too seriously, and the whole body-image thing is one of the worst. just get out there, get naked, and get BIZZY!! WELCOME TO 2000-SExXx!!!! licksucklicksuckfuck!! 7:05 p.m. - 2006-01-25 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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