stardustcboy's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Top 10 Hot-Erotic-Adult-Themed Parties I'd Like to Throw howdy yaaaaa'll!! happy HuMp DaY!! how are all you cute lil katz'n'kittenz doin' this fine wednesday mornin', hmmm? good? goood. i myself am just chillin'. i'm sort of in a holding pattern here at the office and thus, am just sittin' around with my cock in hand. sadly, even when the work begins it will be the most tedious, mind-numbing, and utteryly BORING work ever in the history of man. let's just say it involves exporting files from one software into an image sequence, setting up the images into one large file, recording coordinate offsets for the pixels in said file, and then saving it out into a folder with the recorded offsets in a .txt file. oh. yeah. is that fuckin' fun or what? wooohoooo!! kill me now please? anyhoo, i figured i'd drop by and give ya'll a lil shout-out. i was thinking this morning of all the different types of cool erotic, adult-themed parties that i'd like to throw some day. i made up a top-ten list in my head and figured i'd record it here for all posterity. so without further ado... THE TOP 10 LIST OF HOT-EROTIC-ADULT-THEMED PARTIES THAT I'D LIKE TO THROW 1) - Naked hot-oil wrestling party. this would involve a large fenced in arena, 20'x20'. i'm thinking like a large inflatable kiddie pool or something. the area would be soaked in baby-oil (or wessen or whatever oil is best for this sort of thing) and heating pads would be placed to keep it nice and warm. we'd then weigh in the competitors and put them into light-weight and heavy-weight catagories. they would then strip down buck-ass naked and the wrastlin' would begin! 2) - Outdoor Bacchanalian Feast. this would be held in the early or late spring in a nice private woodsy area. revelers would be given woven crowns of flowers and laurel and much wine would be served around a raging bonfire. there would also be a large banquet of fruits, nuts, roast meats and other such goodies for revelers to feast upon; and of course, everyone would be naked. ideally it would just degrade into an all out food-wine-sex-orgy of doom and the god pan would show up for a few hours to partake in the revelry. 3) - Sex Gamblin'. this would be a craps-like game, but instead of regular dice, we would use those nasty sex dice that have things like "lick" on one and "nipple" on the other. bets would be placed as to the outcome of a roll, and crapping out would be defined as a combination of one action and one noun respectively. those who crapped out would submit themselves to the players at the table until the next person crapped out. bets would be made in the form of chips, at the end of the night the person with the highest number of chips is king and can command everyone else to do as they see fit. 4) - Naked Hot Tub Party. this one pretty much speaks for itself. 5) - Nude Beach Bonfire. again, not much explanation necessary here. 6) - Sex Toy Party. everyone bring your favorite sex toy and demonstrate its proper usage!! girls, show off your bunny-bead-vibe-3000 either on yourself or a friend. boys, show your techniques for self-gratification. 7) - Amatuer Porn Night. where we gather and just get nasty while the cameras roll! a sort of "reality show" for kinky people. 8) - Porn Party! everyone bring your favorite porn and share the best scenes from it with everyone else. borrow porns from others. 9) - Sexathalon. an active party where couples compete in a variety of sex "sports". oral, missionary, endurance rounds, creative positions, and other such catagories will be judged by a panal of your peers. 10) - Body Painting Party. bust out your paints and get creative! latex body paints, airbrushing, and more...turn your body into a work of art. *** there you have it. more than likely all the parties would eventually lead to kinky sex action, but that's part of the fun i suppose. no ones required to participate in the end, and voyuerism is totally acceptable and respected. in any case it's just good times! anyhoo, more boredom awaits. i'll just let my mind wander and see what happens...never know...i might be inspired to write some nasty and erotic tales for your reading pleasure. ;-) until next time... have fun and live well! 10:21 a.m. - 2005-04-27 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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