stardustcboy's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...adieu, adieu...parting is such sweet...PARTY TIME!! hello there everyone! hope you all are doing well and your holiday season has started off well! things are going pretty well over here in my part of the world. my cousin is coming out to visit next week so that will be fun, and due to the presence of the grim reaper here at good ol' blackslops entertainment i will be without a job after monday and thus more able to hang out with her! wooHoo! HOW'S THAT FOR AN EXTENDED HOLIDAY VACATION!! BOOYAH!! *ahem* yeah, so through various rumors and other inside sources, i've learned that blackslops is not trimmin' the tree this year...they're trimmin' the fat... i'm the fat...as well as about 14 other people. HOLY MOLY! that's gotta' be the biggest layoff ever in the history of the world...okay...probably not, but it sure does feel better knowing that others are going down with you. i don't feel as lonely! so yeah, friday i imagine it'll go down something like this... 5:00pm - called into HR's office HR: *handing me my paycheck* so, er, um...brian...*sigh*...erm...yeah, we're uh, we're making some cutbacks due to shortage of upcoming projects. we just don't have the room for you. so, sadly, we're gonna' hafta' let you go. i know it sucks that it's at this time of year, but we'll give you a good recommendation and i'm certain you won't have any problems landing on your feet. ME: sweet! you mean i don't have to come in to work here ever again? HR: uuh...what...eh, no. you're being laid off. ME: oh wow. what a long vacation i'll get now! thanks! HR: thank you, sorry again for all this, but you know how it goes? ME: oh, yeah yeah, no worries. i can always fall back on working hollywood if i need the cash. hey! it's worked for me in the past! oh...and uh...hope you don't mind if i take a dump on your desk. when you gotta' go you gotta' go! YOU KNOW HOW IT IS! *proceed to drop trow and shit on his paper calender* HR: oh jeezuz! what the? hey!! ME: *aaaaaah* man! i shouldn't have eaten all of those breakfast burritos! they always make my shit smell intensely of sulpher and hot sauce. well! it was great working here! mind if i use this? *grabs post-it notes and wipes ass then sticks them to his computer monitor* HR: *numb in slack-jawed amazement* ME: well! that was swell! hey, thanks again man! and be sure to tell jose he's a dickless fuckface! ciao! bye! yeah, that'll be how it goes more or less. seriously though, i'm really not too broken up. i'll pay rent with my last check, which should keep me set until february when rent is due again. i figure a month and a half will be enough time to tighten up my reel and get work elsewhere. not only that but i've been doin' some side work for a friend and that'll be some cash in my pocketo. so MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone and HAPPY NEW YEAR! i most likely won't update again for a while, but never you fear, i'll be sure to fill you in on all the grim and gory details when i return! until then i'll leave you with my prognostication for the upcoming year 2004... catch word: EVOLVE 365 day forecast: cloudy skies in the upper 50s for the early parts of the year with a 45% chance of rain. mostly cloudy with highs in the 60s for the mid year finishing off with some mild thunderstorms to end on sunny 89 degrees. until next year my beloved cyber-citizens! licksucklicksuckfuck! ~B-) 4:16 p.m. - 2003-12-10 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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